Trade 1 offer: an apple

So, here goes nothing, my very first trade.  Up on deck, a beautiful, juicy, delicious apple.  I hope that having something that may not last forever will kickstart my swap and in addition  represent me as a teacher. Oddly enough, I never have actually received an apple but I guess that was from a bygone era.  I will take any reasonable offer and will answer any questions!  Let the zen begin!